Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
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