why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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