the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Randomize
