the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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