Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
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Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
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I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
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