Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
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You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
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I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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