...so i touched it.
Dude I just picked up a married chick while her husband was playing pool.
What do you mean you picked her up? How are you gonna leave the bar?
I didn't. I fucked her in the men's room. Come get me before he finds out.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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