They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
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like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
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We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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