I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
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Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
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The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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