I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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