Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
Randomize