im drinking this country out of the recession.
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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