1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
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