i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
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