So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
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i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
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Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
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Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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