we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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