so explain again why im purple
no
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
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the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
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I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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