i can't believe i had my finger in that
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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