but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
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winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
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Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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