well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
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well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
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I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
How does one acquire holy water?
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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