i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
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Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
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Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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