operation harelip BJ is a go
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
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