At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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