that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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