I just threw up on my dentist
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
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