Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
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there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
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He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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