Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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