PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Randomize
