Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
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She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
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Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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