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Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
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he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
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I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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