okay pat passed out under dana's car
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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