xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
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