SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
I'm really busy with my period
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