he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
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