I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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