i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
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