My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
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moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
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Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I need a beard to bite.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
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