I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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