I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
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It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
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Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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