Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Is it because I queefed?
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
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Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
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WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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