We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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