why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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