you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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