May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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