is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
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I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
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I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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