Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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