I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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