apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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