Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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