Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Acid is not a monday night drug
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
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He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
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I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
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