Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
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I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
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Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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