Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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