I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
honey bunches of taint.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
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she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
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Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
So vagazzling was a success
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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