I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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